June 2013
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
Darren Criss: Movie Star
Darren Criss: Rock Star
Darren Criss: Broadway Star
Darren Criss: Porn Star
creative writing assignment more like
au fanfiction
i scrolled past this but had to go back because it speaks to me on a spiritual level
[breaks into your house at 3am]
DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DARREN CRISS
The thing is…
even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.
even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.
even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.
You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.
I’ll post some pictures of Chris at the signing and how was the whole event laterrr
Things I need from the BBC right now.
- Sherlock series 1 & 2 deleted scenes
- Sherlock gagreel
- More setlock
- Transcripts
- Series three
- sERIES THREE
series threeSERIES THREE
- series three
series three
sERies tHReEs t
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r rseries three
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sI think you forgot Series Three. :/
I can’t believe you left out Series Three
series three btw
oh and ask series three while you’re at it
Darren Criss moved a fan to the deluxe VIP room to catch up with her because he recognized her. He wanted to know how her battle with cancer went. If you can still look me in the face and tell me you hate Darren after that then you have no fucking soul because that is the sweetest thing in the world
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
sooooooo I met Chris, and now I am dead
Guyys I’m in the queue for chris’ signing omgg
is any of you guys going to chris’ signing in paris todayyy?
an apple
a day
keeps the doctor
away
but if
the doctor
is cute
screw
the
fruit
and the doctor
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
May 2013
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
oh gOD NO JESUS WHY GUYS I THINK THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME A DAY EARLY I WAS JUST CAUSALLY LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AND OUT OF NO WHERE MY EYES WERE BLINDED TO THE POINT OF PHYSICAL PAIN BY SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND RADIENT WHAT IS
oh snap yall nevermind i was just lookin in a mirror
this is gold
inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time
tumblr asks the real questions
